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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 02:26

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do porn stars do when they get old?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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